How to Order a Pizza
"The intricacies of ordering a pie."
- Cook time: 30 - 50 minutes
- Serving: ∞
- 1 telephone
- (Optional) 1 internet access
- (Optional) 1 vehicle
- 1. Determine which pizza(s) you would like to order, how much, and if it should be delivered to you or for you to pick-up.
- 2. Grab telephone and dial preferred pizza-based establishment.
- 3. Mull over the dread of speaking to a stranger on the phone while it rings.
- 4. If the dread is overwhelming, hang up immediately. If not proceed to step 6.
- 5. Discover if said pizza establishment has online services for ordering. If so, rejoice and follow their website for details on placing an order; go to step 8 or 9. If not, unfortunately repeat steps 2 and 3.
- 6. When call is answered, explain to the person which type of pizza(s) and size you would like to order as well as your name. Ex. "Hello, I'm Robert and I would like 1 medium pepperoni pizza please."
- 7. The person should walk you through the order and eventually ask if you would like it delivered to you or for pick-up. This step is vital.
- 8. If delivered (If pick-up was selected, skip to step 9), wait patiently for your pizza(s) to arrive. Have cash, credit/debit, or check ready for the delivery person. Tip your delivery person. Proceed to step 11.
- 9. If ordered for pick-up, gauge the time it will take to travel to your chosen pizza establishment and leave accordingly. WARNING: DO NOT FORGET MONEY.
- 10. Upon arrival, speak with your cashier about your order. When order is received and payed for, return home.
- 11. Enjoy your hard-earned pizza(s).