Build Time
Approximately 2 days (or 48 assembly‑line hours)
Ingredients
- 1 aluminum chassis
- 2 Eco‑friendly hybrid battery cells
- 1 1.8L Atkinson‑cycle “engine”
- 4 aerodynamic wheels
- 1 infotainment touchscreen
- Assorted safety features (airbags, ABS, laughter)
Tools
Torque wrench, cable crimps, fair amount of elbow grease
Nutrition
Up to 56 MPG city / 53 MPG highway
Diet
100% vegan (runs on electricity and smiles)
Instructions
- Preheat Chassis: Lay out your aluminum frame on a flat surface.
- Mix Power Sources: Install the Atkinson‑cycle engine and hybrid battery pack side by side.
- Whisk in Wheels: Attach each aerodynamic wheel with even torque.
- Fold in Electronics: Carefully mount the touchscreen and wiring harness.
- Season with Safety: Add airbags, ABS sensors, and stability control.
- Let It Rest: Run diagnostics and test‑drive until purring.
Notes & Origins
Origin: Crafted in Japan, perfected worldwide.
Pro Tip: For extra zest, engage “EV Mode” around town to taste the silence.