(set: $hood to false)(set: $trowel to false)(set: $hatchet to false)(set: $tomato to false)(set: $cucumber to false)(set: $worm to false)(set: $crystaltrident to false)
Mama tells you that Granny is sick and asks you to take a basket of goodies through the forest to Granny's house and deliver them. Should you head out the [[door]] or [[prepare]]?The sun is at its zenith, it's a bit past noon. You have six hours until it gets dark. (if: $hood is true)[You feel warm and secure wrapped up in your RED RIDING HOOD.] (if: $hood is false)[You feel a slight chill as you head out the door. If you stay out too long or stop moving to keep warm you may catch your death.] You look around the garden and see your mothers gardening tools and garden. Should you steal some [[tools]] or steal some [[vegetables]] or carry on towards the [[forest]]?You look around your room and decide to grab your [[hat]] or red riding [[hood]]. What do you choose to bring with you?(set: $hatchet to false) (set: $trowel to false)
You look in your mother's gardening tool basket and see a [[trowel]] and a [[hatchet]]. You can only carry one. Which do you choose? Or should you leave your pockets empty and continue to the [[forest]].(set: $cucumber to false) (set: $tomato to false) (set: $worm to false)
You look in the garden and see a [[tomato]], [[cucumber]], and a [[worm]]. You can only put one in the basket of goodies for grandma. Which do you think she would like best?You gaze up at the trees and wonder how they got there. (if: $hood is true)[You pull your RED RIDING HOOD tighter around your body.](if: $hood is false)[(text-style: "shudder")[The air grows colder and you wonder if you'll survive this experience.]]You check your pockets and see:(if: $hatchet is true)[ A hatchet, to protect yourself with.](if: $trowel is true)[ A trowel, to dig small holes and maybe protect yourself with.](if: $cucumber is true)[ A cucumber, full of vitamins.](if: $tomato is true)[ A tomato, to make a salsa, or a soup maybe.](if: $worm is true)[ Your little worm friend wiggles in your pocket and you continue to ignore his screams. They grow quieter as he begins to lose hope. Should you consider the [[morals]] of the worm situation?]
You continue on through the forest and notice an obscure pile of leaves on the ground. As you crouch down to investigate, the ground gives out from under you and you [[tumble down|CaveBeginning]].Your name is Little RED RIDING HOOD go grab your red riding [[hood]].(set: $hood to true) You grab your RED RIDING HOOD and head out the [[door]].
(set: $trowel to true) You pick up the trowel and wonder what you could use it for. You put the trowel in your pocket. Should you investigate your mothers [[vegetables]] garden or carry on towards the [[forest]]? (set: $hatchet to true) You pick up the hatchet and make sure to be careful of the sharp side. You put the hatchet in your pocket. Should you investigate your mothers [[vegetables]] garden or carry on towards the [[forest]]?(set: $tomato to true) You pick up the tomato and put it in the basket of goodies for grandma. Should you investigate your mothers [[tools]] or carry on towards the [[forest]]?(set: $cucumber to true) You pick up the cucumber and put it in the basket of goodies for grandma. Should you investigate your mothers [[tools]] or carry on towards the [[forest]]?(set: $worm to true) You pluck the squirmy wormy from the ground and pretend you can't hear his screams as you seperate him from his family. Should you consider the [[morals]] of this situation? Should you investigate your mothers [[tools]] or carry on towards the [[forest]]?You shed a silent tear for the life the squrimy wormy must leave behind, but you want a snack later and a worm is far tastier than a vegetal or whatever crap youre bringing grandma. As you bite into the worm you pass out and [[die]].Death, sweet death. Nothing happens after this. You enter the void.
[[The End]]You fall into a cave,(if: $hood is true)[ your RED RIDING HOOD] flailing through the air until you land on the cold, damp ground.(if: $hood is false)[(text-style: "shudder")[It's freezing down here, and that makes you feel cold. You are a child, and so you will probably complain about this the entire time.]] You get up and collect your items sprawled on the floor and notice you're in a clearing with four directions to go. Do you venture:
<div class="compass">
<span class="north">[[N|Cave1]]</span>
<span class="east">[[E|Cave2]]</span>
<span class="south">[[S|Cave3]]</span>
<span class="west">[[W|Cave4]]</span>
</div><!-- closes compass -->You are north of the cave entrance. To your north, there is a ledge you might be able to scramble up.(if: $hood is false)[(text-style: "shudder")[You are too cold. You sniffle your nose.]]
<div class="compass">
<span class="north">[[N|Cave5]]</span>
<span class="east">[[E|Cave6]]</span>
<span class="south">[[S|CaveBeginning]]</span>
<span class="west">[[W|Cave7]]</span>
</div>You are east of the cave entrance.(if: $hood is false)[(text-style: "shudder")[Your heart wells with self pity because of how cold you are.]](if: $hood is true)[You feel nice and warm in your RED RIDING HOOD.]
<div class="compass">
<span class="north">[[N|Cave8]]</span>
<span class="east">[[E|Cave9]]</span>
<span class="south">[[S|Cave10]]</span>
<span class="west">[[W|CaveBeginning]]</span>
</div>You are south of the cave entrance.(if: $hood is false)[(text-style: "shudder")[It is cold and also damp. How displeasing.]]
<div class="compass">
<span class="north">[[N|CaveBeginning]]</span>
<span class="east">[[E|Cave9]]</span>
<span class="south">[[S|Cave16]]</span>
<span class="west">X</span>
</div>You are west of the cave entrance.(if: $hood is false)[(text-style: "shudder")[If only you had remembered your RED RIDING HOOD, you would not be so cold.]]
<div class="compass">
<span class="north">[[N|Cave27]]</span>
<span class="east">[[E|CaveBeginning]]</span>
<span class="south">[[S|Cave30]]</span>
<span class="west">[[W|Cave29]]</span>
</div>Scramble scramble. Up or down?(if: $hood is false)[(text-style: "shudder")[This part of the cave is partiularly cold. Or maybe you're just getting colder.]]
<div class="compass">
<span class="north">[[N|Cave31]]</span>
<span class="south">[[S|Cave1]]</span>
<span class="east">X</span>
<span class="west">X</span>
</div>This little corner looks like somewhere a wormy would hang out. (if: $worm is true)[ Should you consider the [[morals]] of the worm situation?](if: $hood is false)[(text-style: "shudder")[Woe is you, for you are so cold.]]
<div class="compass">
<span class="west">[[W|Cave1]]</span>
<span class="south">[[S|Cave8]]</span>
<span class="east">X</span>
<span class="north">X</span>
</div>You are in a long, cool hallway. You think you feel a draft, but where would it come from?(if: $hood is false)[(text-style: "shudder")[You are becoming frosty, but not in a good cool way.]](if: $hood is true)[It's a good thing you remembered your RED RIDING HOOD.]
<div class="compass">
<span class="north">[[N|Cave6]]</span>
<span class="south">[[S|Cave2]]</span>
<span class="east">[[E|Cave11]]</span>
<span class="west">X</span>
</div>Options all around you, you can travel in any direction.(if: $hood is false)[(text-style: "shudder")[Why is this cave so cold? It doesn't matter, you do not care. You would just rather be warm.]]
<div class="compass">
<span class="north">[[N|Cave2]]</span>
<span class="east">[[E|Cave12]]</span>
<span class="south">[[S|Cave14]]</span>
<span class="west">[[W|Cave3]]</span>
</div>(set: $goldchain to true)On the ground you find a dirty, Golden Chain resting in the wet dirt. It looks more expensive than anything you own. You decide to take it with you.
<div class="compass">
<span class="north">[[N|Cave11]]</span>
<span class="south">[[S|Cave12]]</span>
<span class="west">[[W|Cave2]]</span>
<span class="east">X</span>
</div>(if: $hood is false)[(text-style: "shudder")[Was that a shiver? You think you just shivered. From being so cold.]](if: $hood is true)[You pull your RED RIDING HOOD in closer to your body, and feel thankful you remembered to bring it.]
<div class="compass">
<span class="east">[[E|Cave1]]</span>
<span class="south">[[S|Cave27]]</span>
<span class="north">X</span>
<span class="west">X</span>
</div>There appears to be light creeping in to the cavern to your north.
<div class="compass">
<span class="north">[[N|Cave20]]</span>
<span class="south">[[S|Cave10]]</span>
<span class="west">[[W|Cave8]]</span>
<span class="east">X</span>
</div>(if: $hood is true)[It looks cold in here, but you wouldn't know, because you remembered to bring your RED RIDING HOOD. Good for you.](if: $hood is false)[(text-style: "shudder")[Should have remembered your RED RIDING HOOD.]]
<div class="compass">
<span class="north">[[N|Cave10]]</span>
<span class="west">[[W|Cave9]]</span>
<span class="south">[[S|Cave13]]</span>
<span class="east">X</span>
</div>The floor of this cavern is covered in pencil shavings.(if: $hood is false)[(text-style: "shudder")[ You briefly consider burning the pencil shavings for warmth, but remember that children should not play with fire.]]
<div class="compass">
<span class="north">[[N|Cave12]]</span>
<span class="west">[[W|Cave14]]</span>
<span class="east">X</span>
<span class="south">X</span>
</div>To the south you see a huge jewel encrusted door. In the center of the door there is an egg shaped cavity.(if: $jewelegg is true)[The cavity in the door reminds you of the divet you found the jewel encrusted egg in. You press the egg into the cavity and the door opens, allowing you to travel [[south|Cave15]].]
<div class="compass">
<span class="north">[[N|Cave9]]</span>
<span class="east">[[E|Cave13]]</span>
<span class="west">[[W|Cave16]]</span>
<span class="south">X</span>
</div>(if: $hood is false)[(text-style: "shudder")[As you pass through the door, you realize you are much too cold and you must [[die]].]](if: $hood is true)[You pass through the door and enter a long hallway. There appears to be a dead end to your east.
<div class="compass">
<span class="east">[[E|Cave18]]</span>
<span class="south">[[S|Cave19]]</span>
<span class="north">X</span>
<span class="west">X</span>
</div>
](if: $hood is false)[(text-style: "shudder")[If you had remembered your RED RIDING HOOD, you would be warm right now instead of cold. If I had some bread I could make a sandwhich if I had some cheese.]](if: $hood is true)[Good thing you brought your RED RIDING HOOD, you would be really cold right now if you had not.]
<div class="compass">
<span class="east">[[E|Cave14]]</span>
<span class="west">[[W|Cave17]]</span>
<span class="south">X</span>
<span class="north">X</span>
</div>(set: $jewelegg to true)In a divet in the wall a Jewel Encrusted Egg is stuck in there. It looks to be pretty valuable, so you decide to take it with you.
<div class="compass">
<span class="east">[[E|Cave16]]</span>
<span class="north">X</span>
<span class="south">X</span>
<span class="west">X</span>
</div>(set: $crystaltrident to true)There's a Crystal Trident stuck into a large rock in the ground. With all your strength you manage to pull it out. You decide to take it with you as it matches the decor in your room.
<div class="compass">
<span class="west">[[W|Cave15]]</span>
<span class="east">X</span>
<span class="south">X</span>
<span class="north">X</span>
</div>You have entered what appear to be a set of antichambers somewhere near the surface. It looks like an exit is around here.
<div class="compass">
<span class="north">[[N|Cave15]]</span>
<span class="east">[[E|Cave22]]</span>
<span class="south">[[S|Cave23]]</span>
<span class="west">[[W|Cave24]]</span>
</div>At about your eye height a hole about the size of your fist spills dim light into this cavern. You peer through the hole and see a mother wolf and her pups curled in a den, illuminated by the exit of their den.(if: $tomato is true)[ The hole is just large enough for the tomato to fit through, do you offer it to the [[wolves]]?](if: $hardegg is true)[ You don't like eggs, but you know dogs like eggs. Wolves are kind of dogs. You could offer the wolves the hard-boiled [[egg]].] The entrance to the cavern to your north is through an ornate archway.
<div class="compass">
<span class="north">[[N|Cave21]]</span>
<span class="south">[[S|Cave11]]</span>
<span class="east">X</span>
<span class="west">X</span>
</div>CaveExitThis little cavern is outfitted with a sort of altar, and looks to have once been a place of worship. There are paintings of wolves hunting, sleeping, and playing on the walls.
<div class="compass">
<span class="south">[[S|Cave20]]</span>
<span class="east">[[E|Cave32]]</span>
<span class="west">X</span>
<span class="north">X</span>
</div>Finally! You think the end is in sight, to your east you see a passage with light streaming through, and a convenient neon exit sign above it. Right as you're about to escape a goblin sproings seemingly out of nowhere and snarls, blocking your path.(if: $wine is true)[ You can offer him the dirty [[wine]] you found.](if: $worm is true)[ You can offer him the [[squirmy friend]] you've been carrying around.](if: $flowers is true)[ He looks like a sweet goblin, you could offer him the bundle of [[flowers]].](if: $silverknife is true)[ You could try and threaten the goblin with the [[knife]] you found, or you could just go for it and [[stab]] him.]
<div class="compass">
<span class="south">[[S|Cave25]]</span>
<span class="west">[[W|Cave19]]</span>
<span class="east">X</span>
<span class="north">X</span>
</div>If there was an echo in these caverns, maybe you wouldn't feel so lonely. Or maybe it would be worse. Better find your way out soon.
<div class="compass">
<span class="north">[[N|Cave19]]</span>
<span class="east">[[E|Cave25]]</span>
<span class="west">[[W|Cave26]]</span>
<span class="south">X</span>
</div>Do ghosts live in caves? No, houses can be haunted, but caves can't be haunted, because people die in houses, not caves. Wait, can you die in a cave?
<div class="compass">
<span class="east">[[E|Cave19]]</span>
<span class="south">[[S|Cave26]]</span>
<span class="west">X</span>
<span class="north">X</span>
</div>You hear rushing water south of you.
<div class="compass">
<span class="north">[[N|Cave22]]</span>
<span class="west">[[W|Cave23]]</span>
<span class="east">X</span>
<span class="south">[[S|water]]</span>
</div>(set: $silverknife to true)Stuck in the wall of this cave there's a Silver Knife. That would be good defense, you decide to take it with you.
Do you venture:
<div class="compass">
<span class="north">[[N|Cave24]]</span>
<span class="east">[[E|Cave23]]</span>
<span class="south">X</span>
<span class="west">X</span>
</div>(if: $hood is false)[(text-style: "shudder")[It is so cold in here.]](if: $hood is true)[You feel thankful for your RED RIDING HOOD. You should thank grandma for it if you ever get out of these caves.]
<div class="compass">
<span class="north">[[N|Cave7]]</span>
<span class="south">[[S|Cave4]]</span>
<span class="west">[[W|Cave28]]</span>
<span class="east">X</span>
</div>(set: $goldeneggs to true)There's a couple of Golden Eggs on the ground. You wonder if there's a golden chicken somewhere in the cave? You take the eggs with you.(if: $hatchet is true)[ Or you could smash the fragile golden eggs with the butt of your hatchet, should you be so [[destructive]]?]
<div class="compass">
<span class="east">[[E|Cave27]]</span>
<span class="south">[[S|Cave29]]</span>
<span class="north">X</span>
<span class="west">X</span>
</div>A peaceful feeling comes over you, and you spend an extra second looking around you. You feel so small and unimportant in these caverns, and wonder if you will ever find your way out of them.(if: $hood is false)[(text-style: "shudder")[ Then you remember how cold you feel.]](if: $hood is true)[ But your RED RIDING HOOD makes you feel secure and confident you will find your way out of here.]
<div class="compass">
<span class="north">[[N|Cave4]]</span>
<span class="west">[[W|Cave33]]</span>
<span class="east">X</span>
<span class="south">X</span>
</div>(text-style: "upside-down")[This corner of the caverns feels a little off.(if: $hood is false)[(text-style: "shudder")[Why didn't you remember your RED RIDING HOOD? The thing is literally in your name.]](if: $hood is true)[It sure is a good thing you remembered your RED RIDING HOOD.]]
<div class="compass">
<span class="north">[[N|Cave28]]</span>
<span class="east">[[E|Cave4]]</span>
<span class="south">X</span>
<span class="west">X</span>
</div>You scramble up into a clearing and trip over something sticking out of the ground. Upon further investigation you discover it's a Bottle of Wine dug into the ground.
(if: $trowel is true)[ [[Get the Wine Bottle]] ]
(if: $trowel is false)[If only you had taken the Trowel from your house, you'd be able to uncover it]
Do you venture:
<div class="compass">
<span class="south">[[S|Cave5]]</span>
<span class="north">X</span>
<span class="east">X</span>
<span class="west">X</span>
</div>(set: $wolfstatue to true) There's something shiny stuck in the dirt on this cave. As you look closer, it seems to be a Golden Wolf Statue. You decide to take it with you, placing it in your basket.
<div class="compass">
<span class="west">[[W|Cave21]]</span>
<span class="east">X</span>
<span class="south">X</span>
<span class="north">X</span>
</div>You have a weird feeling about this part of the cave system.(if: $worm is true)[Are you ever going to consider the [[morals]] of the worm situation?]
<div class="compass">
<span class="east">[[E|Cave30]]</span>
<span class="south">[[S|Cave34]]</span>
<span class="north">X</span>
<span class="west">X</span>
</div>(set: $flowers to true)Lying on the ground you find a Bundle of Flowers, although it seems they've been down here for a while, they look perfectly alive and healthy. You decide to place them in your basket.
<div class="compass">
<span class="north">[[N|Cave33]]</span>
<span class="east">X</span>
<span class="west">X</span>
<span class="south">X</span>
</div>Golden Wolf Statue - Cave 32
Bundle of Flowers - Cave 34 Can be unsuccessfully offered to goblin
Very Old Bottle of Wine - Cave 31 (Need Trowel?) Can be given to goblin
Silver Knife - Cave 26 unsuccessfully threaten goblin, successful stab
Golden Eggs (Treasure from CCA) - Cave 28 smash with hatchet
Gold Chain (Treasure from CCA) - Cave 10
Jewel Encrusted Egg (Treasure from ZORK) - Cave 17 Opens door
Crystal Trident (Treasure from ZORK) - Cave 18
worm can be given to goblin to escape
wolves don't care about tomatoes
if you pass through the jewel door without your RED RIDING HOOD you die
You can smash the golden eggs with a hatchet to reveal a hard boiled egg, which you can give to the wolves to escape(set: $wine to true) You dug up the wine bottle and decide to place it in your basket for grandma.
[[Return|Cave31]](set: $wine to false)The goblin grunts in appreciation, pops the rotting cork of the wine in his mouth, chews twice, swallows the cork and downs the entire wine bottle. You don't wait to see if he'll eat the glass bottle and you dash to [[freedom|escape]].(set: $worm to false)The goblin nods and grunts to communicate that he will accept the worm in exchange for letting you exit the cave. Should you stop and consider the [[morals]] of the situation or give the goblin the worm and [[escape]]?Sweet sweet freedom! You give the goblin a kick in the shin as you sprint for the [[exit|Run]].(set: $flowers to false)The goblin shrieks when offered the bundle of flowers. He is not a sweet boy. He bops you on the head with his club and (if: $worm is true)[as the light begins to fade, all you can do is consider the [[morals]] of the worm situation.](if: $worm is false)[you [[die]].]You shouldn't have threatened the goblin, he does not seem very nice. He shrieks in rage and bops you on the head with his club. (if: $worm is true)[As the light fades, all you can do with the rest of your life is consider the [[morals]] of the worm situation](if: $worm is false)[You [[die]].]You surprise the dumb, ugly goblin. Stab stab! Problem solved, you make your [[escape]].(set: $tomato to false)Wolves don't care about tomatoes. Now you're out a tomato.
<div class="compass">
<span class="north">[[N|Cave21]]</span>
<span class="south">[[S|Cave11]]</span>
<span class="east">X</span>
<span class="west">X</span>
</div>(set: $hardegg to true)Smash! Crunch! You destroy those eggs! They are all empty, except for one, which contains a normal hardboiled egg. How odd.
<div class="compass">
<span class="east">[[E|Cave27]]</span>
<span class="south">[[S|Cave29]]</span>
<span class="north">X</span>
<span class="west">X</span>
</div>You push the hardboiled egg through the hole to the wolves den, and the mama wolf turns to consider your offering. She sniffs the egg, turns to you and says "How am I supposed to peel the shell off, I don't have [[thumbs]].Did the wolf just talk? Have you lost your mind down here in these caves? "Haha, just messing with you, I'm a werewolf." The mama wolf quickly digs the hole between you and her den wide enough for you and pulls you through. "[[Run]] before I eat you child."You dash out of the cave into the sunlight and look around. You recognize this part of the forest, you're only a little bit north of Grandma's house.(if: $worm is true)[ You look into your pockets and look at your squirmy wormy wormy worm friend. He looks into your eyes and asks you in a sad voice "Will you ever consider the [[morals]] of keeping me here, in your pocket, against my will?] You can see the smoke from the chimney of Grandma's [[house]].You run as fast as you can(if: $hood is true)[ RED RIDING HOOD flapping behind you. You should remember to thank Grandma for your hood, you would not have survived this ordeal without it.](if: $hood is false)[ feeling thankful you got out of the caves quickly, you would not have survived much longer down there without your hood.] You feel so relieved to have made it to Grandma's house.(if: $flowers is true)[ Should you scatter the mysterious flowers you found in the cave around in the [[garden]]?] The door is ajar, you should go [[inside]].The flowers dissolve into magical seeds and thoughts as you scatter them about the garden. The immediately start to take seed, sprout, and grow, into dozens more magical flowers. The sparkle and ring like bells in the gentle breeze. You hear a soft chuckle behind you and see Grandma, out of bed and looking well. She seems [[pleased]]."I was beginning to get worried about you, it took you longer than normal to walk here. Any trouble along the way?" Grandma says with a look of concern. You shrug your shoulders and shake your head. You follow Grandma inside and she gives you egg salad sandwiches and pie.
[[The End]]RED RIDING HOOD
Inspired by Colossal Cave Adventure and ZORK
Created by Jake Martin and Elaina Sundwall
[[Try Again|Beginning]](if: $crystaltrident is true)[As you walk towards the rushing water, the crystal trident begins to glow. As you're looking at the trident in your hand, you slip and fall into the river. The rushing water surrounds you and for a moment you think you might drown, but the trident begins to rise in the water, guide and pull you to the surface. Soon the river begins to calm, and you manage to crawl out of it. To the east you see what appears to be an exit, and you [[run|Run]] for it.](if: $crystaltrident is false)[You walk towards the rushing water, hoping it will lead you to an exit. You fall into the water and [[drown|die]].]You walk into Grandma's house and find her dozing in her rocking chair. "Oh, I was just letting in some fresh air. I'm feeling much better. What took so long? I was beginning to get worried." Oh, you just realized you lost the basket of goodies somewhere on the way here. It's probably in the cave.(if: $flowers is true)[ Should you offer Grandma the [[Magical Flowers]]?](if: $wine is true)[ You could offer Grandma the weird [[Old Wine]]?](if: $wolfstatue is true)[ The wolf statue seems like it could be valuable, should you offer the [[statue]] to Grandma?](if: $silverknife is true)[ Grandma could find this [[Silver Knife]] useful, there's a lot of weirdos in the woods.](if: $goldeneggs is true)[ These [[Golden Eggs]] look delicious. Maybe if you ask grandma she will cook you something to eat with them.](if: $goldchain is true)[ You look down and remember the [[Gold Chain]] hanging from your neck. Maybe grandma would like it?](if: $crystaltrident is true)[ This [[Crystal Trident]] would look great up on grandma's wall. Maybe you should offer it to her?](if: $tomato is true)[ Maybe Granny would eat a [[Tomate]]?](if: $cucumber is true)[ Should you offer Grandma the [[Cucumber|cuke]]?](if: $worm is true)[ Maybe Grandma [[likes worms]]?](if: $hood is true)[ You probably would not have survived in those caves without you RED RIDING HOOD, should you [[thank]] Grandma for it?](if: $hood is false)[(text-style: "shudder")[ It was so cold in the caves! Should you tell Grandma about the ordeal you [[endured]]?]]You hand granny the statue and she gasps. Suddenly it starts glowing and rises up into the air. Granny tells you that this is a long lost statue from long ago and whoever owns it can unlock hidden riches in the deepest caves in the world. You grab the floating statue and swiftly throw it into the fire, watching it burn. You're never going in another cave again.
[[The End]]As you begin telling granny how cold and damp it was in the cave, she interrupts you, "Where is your red hood I made you?"
You don't have an answer as you quickly tell her you forgot it.
She scolds, "Well that's your fault then, dumbass", and then pulls you in for a long hug. "I'll make you some warm soup and then you can tell me all about what you encountered down there, how about that?".
You smile and nod. Granny sure is quirky, but you still love her.
[[The End]]You show granny your squirmy wormy companion and she gasps in shock. "Frank?!" she says breathlessly as she reaches out and takes him. It turns out this worm was your grandfather who was cursed and turned into a worm 10 years ago, and the whole time you thought he was screaming to you, he was trying to speak to you. You have accidentally reunited your granny and grandfather, and they stare lovingly into each other's eyes (or whatever worms have) as they dance in the moonlight. Good thing you didn't eat him.
[[The End]]As you thank granny for the red hood, she smiles warmly and pulls you into a nice, long hug. You've missed your granny, and she's missed you.
[[The End]]"Perfect!" Granny exclaims, and trots to the kitchen. "I needed one more cucumber to have enough salad for both of us." Grandma teaches you her cucumber salad recipe. Combine sauces and seasonings first, and combine two, large thinly sliced cucumbers with:
3 table-spoons extra virgin olive oil
3 table-spoons balsamic vinegar
2 small to medium garlic cloves, pressed or minced
1/3 cup fresh dill, chopped
1/2 pound feta cheese, crumbled
2/3 cup thinly sliced red onion
1 cup halved cherry tomatoes
1 ripe avocado, sliced
Serve immediately, before avocado browns.
[[The End]]As you offer granny the flowers, she gets an old sparkle in her eye as she leads you to the [[Garden]].You pull out the wine in front of granny. She exclaims "so THAT'S where my wine went!". She pops off the top and pour you each a glass. Within an hour you're both very drunk as your granny yells "I LIKE GETTING LIT". You decide to send granny to bed and never drink with her again.
[[The End]]You hand granny the beautiful silver knife and she looks at it, twirling it over and over in her weathered hands. A bird chirps outside through the window. In one quick motion granny whirls around and throws the knife, striking the bird dead. All you can do is stare in awe at your granny as she boasts, "I took a couple ninja warrior classes. It gets lonely out in the woods by myself."
[[The End]]You give granny the Golden Eggs to cook and she cracks them open. Surprisingly, there are fully alive golden colored chicks in the eggs. Angry that you were about to cook them, the horde of chicken children attack you and granny, pecking at you until you're forced out of the house. They take over granny's house and decide to make it their new home. You and granny return through the cave back to your house, where you all must live together with your mother now.
[[The End]]You offer up the Gold Chain for granny. She takes it happily. As she puts it on, memories of her gangster life from when she was younger begins to surface. She starts breakdancing and will only call you "Playa" for now on. The next time you see her, she's replaced her regular dentures for solid gold dentures.
[[The End]]You give granny the Tomate, forgetting she is deathly allergic. She takes a bite into the tomate and quickly falls to the ground as her throat swells up.
You've accidentally killed your granny.
[[The End]]You hand granny the trident to put on her wall and as she wields it, her fish start to hop up and down. After messing around with it, you two discover that the trident controls fish. When you wake up the next morning, you find a note from granny saying "I've always wanted to live in the ocean. I'm sorry for leaving with no notice, but I'm going to become queen of the ocean. I love you dear, I leave you my house and everything in it". You're upset that she's gone, but grateful you don't have to live with your mother anymore.
[[The End]]The flowers dissolve into magical seeds and thoughts as you scatter them about the garden. The immediately start to take seed, sprout, and grow, into dozens more magical flowers. The sparkle and ring like bells in the gentle breeze. You hear a soft chuckle behind you as granny joins you, and you watch the beautiful flowers grow in the garden.
[[The End]]