“Yeah, Big Boss,” you smiled smugly. “I’ve filled my thumb drive with Pepes. The rarest Pepes you’ll ever lay eyes upon, in fact. These are worth more than both of us combined, I’m sure.”

Big Boss’s face lit up in anticipation. He took a step closer, but then stopped.

“Well, kiddo,” he said, “we gotta get out of here quick, ya know. The rest of the commune is going to split up, but I’m starting to think that you could use some company. Tell ya what: I’ll go with ya. C'mon, let’s share a craft.”