You wake up in a deep hole in the ground after a night of drinking. How do you escape?

Break down the dirt walls of the hole with your beefy shovel-like hands, until you accumulate enough dirt to climb out.
Attempt to climb out.
Roll over and sleep off your hangover, your friends are probably looking for you anyways.
Call out for help!

You've been starving in the woods for weeks, suddenly you come accross a small tavern, but you have no money. How do you aquire food?

Swipe some bread while a waiter isn't looking.
Dig up and eat the tubers growing outside the tavern.
Trade your newfound knowledge of the surrounding forest poisonous plants to the owner for a meal.
Explain your situation. Hope the owner is charitable.

You believe that someone in your party has been stealing a couple coins from your purse every night.

Pretend to sleep and lie awake all night to catch the theif.
Set a magical trap to catch the thief.
Address your entire party and kindly ask the theif to return your coins anonymously with no threat of retribution.
Talk to each of your party members individually and try and get them to confess or assist.

You and your party are apprehended by a royal guard, how do you avoid arrest?

Cite the law, attempt to argue your way out of the charges.
Offer to quietly leave the area.
Bribe the guard.
Beat the guard unconcious and run.

While making a deal with a merchant, you see they are wearing a valuable amulet, do you try and aquire it, and how?

Don't ask about the amulet to maintain your current bargain.
You convince the merchant to include the amulet as a bonus.
Mug merchant. Get everything for free.
Attempt to swipe the amulet while the merchant isn't looking.

A water fairy blocks you at a river crossing, demanding more gold than you posses in order to cross. What do you do?

Charm the fairy into giving you a free ride.
Overpower the fairy and steal their boat.
Sneak onto the boat before the fairy transports travelers that have paid.
Swim across the river.

A tree falls in the forest. Your friend IS around to hear it. It lands on him.

Lift the tree off your companion.
You saw the tree falling and pushed him out of the way already.
Dissolve the tree with magic, dig your friend out of the sawdust.
You realize your friend's injuries are too severe and put him out of his misery.

A burly, drunken stranger approaches you in a bar, challenging you to a drinking contest in the most obnoxious, boisterous way imaginable.

Decline, and use the opportunity to take a few coins out of his pocket.
Simply walk away, you’d rather not get involved with this man.
Accept the challenge, he’s no match for your tolerance.
Attempt to convince the man to play a game you’re more skilled at.

Someone knocks your beer over and onto your lap. How do you proceed?

Break his nose.
Drink the beer straight from the table while maintaining eye contact.
Use magic to make him spill his own beer.
Try and convince him to buy your table a round.

You come across a group of bandits with a hostage, how do you perform a rescue?

Wade through, swatting the bandits aside.
Sneak in at night and save the hostage.
Use a spell to untie the hostage, before turning him invisible.
Seduce the leader of the bandits, ask for the hostage as a gift.

Your companion is bitten by a snake, what do you do?

Suck the poison out, I can handle it.
Magically siphon the poison from the wound.
Catch the snake and bring it to a healer.
Try and find an antidote herb in the forest.

You sit down at the tavern after a long day of adventuring, what meal do you order?

A balanced meal full of protein that will get me through my nightly workout.
The daily special. Charm the server while you're at it.
A dozen assorted hunks of meat. Turky legs, chicken breast, rare steak. Wash it down with a keg.
The cheapest thing on the menu, I'm saving for gear.