A Plank of Wood?
A plank of wood is an outstanding thing. Behold, the limitless possibilities that await you when you choose a plank of wood to accomplish your goals! Are you in dire need of a friend for emotional support? Do you need someone to provide you an alibi to police? Broke your leg on a hiking trip and cannot walk back to your car? Your laptop overheats and the fans are clogged with dust? Do you need a house to sleep in? A plank of wood can solve all of your life's problems!
| Main Use | Function | Additional Usages |
|---|---|---|
| Friend | Regulating Emotions | Provide an Alibi |
| Emergency Cast | Set Broken Bones | Can Also Break Bones |
| Laptop Board | Keep Laptop Off of Lap | Eat food on it |
| Building Material | Sturdy Housing Structure | Make Boats |
Still need convincing?
Choose your plank today!
- A plank of wood makes for an excellent friend.
- A plank of wood can save your life in an emergency if you cannot walk.
- A plank of wood will allow your laptop to properly vent hot air and keep dust or clothing fibers out of the fans.
- Multiple wooden planks used in combination with nails and screws make for sturdy permanent structures.
- Customizable, a wooden plank can be made in any size.