Uncle Buddy's Phantom Funhouse
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Merck & Ladre
Specialists in electronic law
3400 Thames St. Suite 1302
Newport, R102871
To: Those addressed
Re: Effects of Arthur Newkirk
The enclosed documents represent a portion of the literary estate of Mr. Arthur "buddy" Newkirk, 46 St. Claire Ave., Pirate Cove, RI. The disappearance of Mr. Newkirk under unknown circumstances has activated a release mechanism established with our firm.
We are instructed to inform you that you have, at some time, known Mr. Newkirk. Probably as a family acquaintance referred to as "Uncle Buddy." While you may not remember this, we are instructed to inform you that there may be reasons for this involving "lapses of memory" or other "divergences" of an unspecified nature.
Merck & Ladre
Specialists in electronic law
Mr. Newkirk has passed these items into your hands for whatever purpose you wish to make of them, for any legal end whatsoever.
Our heartfelt concern and best wishes for your efforts. Should you ever need legal representation, we hope you will consider our firm.
Sincerely,
Leonard Merck, Esq.
President
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Merck & Ladre
Specialists in electronic law
34 Thames St. Suite 1302
Newport, R102871
I, Elin, hereby accept these electronic documents from Merck & Ladre, Inc. and agree to these conditions of acceptance. I understand and acknowledge that these documents are of a highly personal nature, and may contain disturbing information. I further understand that these documents may be inaccurate, incomplete, or fictional in content to an unknown degree. I understand that these are passed into my posession without warranty of any kind, either express or implied, and that Merck & Ladre will not be responsible for any personal trauma or any other direct or indirect damage which may result from the reading and/or viewing and/or co:authoring and/or use of any of these documents.
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