(put:(prompt:"What's your name?", "First Name") into $fname)
(put:(prompt:"How old are you? (make it really old)", "") into $age)
(set:$age to (num:$age))
(if:$age is <85)[(go-to:"TooYoung")]
(put:(prompt:"Where are you from? (city,st)", "") into $loca)
<div class="signup">
<div class="profile">
[[<img src="https://dtc-wsuv.org/snarith23/dtc354/images/profile.png">->Profile-f1]]
</div>
<div class="inside">
$fname, $age
</div>
<div class="inside">
(if:$age is >300)[Hmm... you're a bit old!]
</div>
<div class="option">
<strong>What's Your Type</strong>
</div>
<div class="option">
[[<img class="sm-prof" src="https://dtc-wsuv.org/snarith23/dtc354/images/profile-m.png">->Troller 2]] Troll Dudes
</div>
<div class="option">
[[<img class="sm-prof" src="https://dtc-wsuv.org/snarith23/dtc354/images/profile-f.png">->Troller 1]] Troll Girlies
</div>
</div>
<div class="f-troll">
<div class="profile">
Choose Your Profile
</div
<div class="f-troll">
<div class="profile">
[[<img src="https://dtc-wsuv.org/snarith23/dtc354/images/profile-m1.png">->Profile-m1]]
</div>
<div class="profile">
[[<img src="https://dtc-wsuv.org/snarith23/dtc354/images/profile-m2.png">->Profile-m2]]
</div>
</div><div class="f-troll">
<div class="profile">
Choose Your Profile
</div
<div class="f-troll">
<div class="profile">
[[<img src="https://dtc-wsuv.org/snarith23/dtc354/images/profile-f1.png">->Profile-f1]]
</div>
<div class="profile">
[[<img src="https://dtc-wsuv.org/snarith23/dtc354/images/profile-f2.png">->Profile-f2]]
</div>
</div>
<div class="shelly-troll">
<div class="date">
Shelly, 122
</div
<div class="date-text">
<div class="date-text">
<strong> Snoreville, Br</strong>
</div>
<div class="date-bio">
First of all, I'm very superficial. If you're
not at least 10 feet tall and covered in
warts, don't bother swiping right.
Looks are everything to me.
But don't worry, I have a great
personality... as long as you're not a
human.
</div>
<div class="button">
[[<img class="date-btn" src="https://dtc-wsuv.org/snarith23/dtc354/images/btn-kick.png">->Amber]] [[<img class="date-btn" src="https://dtc-wsuv.org/snarith23/dtc354/images/btn-smash.png">->Amber]]
</div>
</div><div class="amber-troll">
<div class="date">
Amber, 210
</div
<div class="date-text">
<div class="date-text">
<strong>Middle Earth, Volc</strong>
</div>
<div class="date-bio">
I enjoy long walks through the forest,
trolling unsuspecting travelers, and
collecting shiny things. My ideal
date would be a romantic stroll
through a garbage dump,
followed by a candlelit dinner
of moldy bread and stinky cheese.
</div>
<div class="button">
[[<img class="date-btn" src="https://dtc-wsuv.org/snarith23/dtc354/images/btn-kick.png">->Tiffany]] [[<img class="date-btn" src="https://dtc-wsuv.org/snarith23/dtc354/images/btn-smash.png">->Tiffany]]
</div>
</div>
<div class="tiffany-troll">
<div class="date">
Tiffany, 88
</div
<div class="date-text">
<div class="date-text">
<strong>Fizzlebottom, Tnl</strong>
</div>
<div class="date-bio">
I'm not just an ugly face. I have
a degree in bridge-trolling and a
thriving business selling riddles to
unsuspecting adventurers. I'm also
an expert in mudslinging and have
won numerous awards for my
skills in insult comedy.
</div>
<div class="button">
[[<img class="date-btn" src="https://dtc-wsuv.org/snarith23/dtc354/images/btn-kick.png">->OutofMatches]] [[<img class="date-btn" src="https://dtc-wsuv.org/snarith23/dtc354/images/btn-smash.png">->MatchTiffany]]
</div>
</div>
<div class="chat-troll">
<div class="date">
</div
<div class="date-text">
<div class="date-text">
<strong>Girl Troll: Where should we meet</strong>
</div>
<div class="button">
[[I'll pick you up.->Pickup]]
</div>
<div class="button">
[[Lets meet there.->Onion]]
</div>
</div><div class="chat-troll">
<div class="date">
It's a match
</div
<div class="date-text">
<div class="date-text">
<strong>Girl Troll: Nice to meet you too!
So, what brings you to this app?</strong>
</div>
<div class="date-text">
<strong>You: Looking for someone ugly like you!</strong>
</div>
<div class="date-text">
<strong>Girl Troll: Well aren't you just the charmer!</strong>
</div>
<div class="button">
[[What do you like to do?->Chat2-t1]]
</div>
<div class="button">
[[Skip the small talk! Lets have drinks!->Drinks]]
</div>
</div>
<div class="f-troll">
<div class="date"><center>
You're too picky!
You might as well
create a fake profile!
</center>
</div>
<div class="date-bio-2">
[[Make a New Profile->Signup]]
</div>
<div class="date-bio-2">
Or Maybe Switch Teams?
</div>
<div class="date-bio-2">
[[See The Boys->Zach]]
</div>
<div class="date-bio-2">
[[See The Girls->Shelly]]
</div>
</div>
You've been catfished! Your date isn't even ugly! In fact they are so beautiful you throw up at storm out of the the restruarant.
[[Better Luck Next Time->Signup]]
<div class="chat-troll">
<div class="date">
How about we stay in and
have drinks at my place?
[[What a great idea!->Sound's Perfect]][[Stick to the plab->Boring]]
</div>
</div>
You've entered a time warp! It is now 5 years into the future and you and your match have been going strong! Would you like to propose?
[[Pop the question]] [[Dump Them!]]
What a boring date! Its time to end it
[[Back To Swiping ->OutofMatches]] You finally get the delete the app!
Congratualations!Looks like its time to move on.
[[Signup for a new Troller Account->Signup]] <div class="chat-troll">
<div class="date">
It's a match
</div
<div class="date-text">
<div class="date-text">
<strong>Girl Troll: Nice to meet you too!
So, what brings you to this app?</strong>
</div>
<div class="date-text">
<strong>You: Looking for someone ugly like you!</strong>
</div>
<div class="date-text">
<strong>Girl Troll: Well aren't you just the charmer!</strong>
</div>
<div class="date-text">
<strong>You: What do you like to do?</strong>
</div>
<div class="date-text">
<strong>Girl Troll: Oh you know hot girl troll things!</strong>
</div>
<div class="button">
[[Oh yeah? Tell me about that!->Chat3]]
</div>
<div class="button">
[[Skip the small talk! Lets have drinks!->Drinks]]
</div>
</div>
<div class="chat-troll">
<div class="date">
You were left on read. They are no longer interested.
</div>
<div class="button">
[[Keep Swiping ->OutofMatches]]
</div>
</div>
<div class="chat-troll">
<div class="date">
It's a match
</div
<div class="date-text">
<div class="date-text">
<strong>Girl Troll: Nice to meet you too!
So, what brings you to this app?</strong>
</div>
<div class="date-bio">
...
</div>
<div class="button">
[[Looking for someone ugly like you!->Chat1-t1]]
</div>
<div class="button">
[[Skip the small talk! Lets have drinks!->Drinks]]
</div>
</div>
<div class="chat-troll">
<div class="date">
Looks like they are no longer
interested and unmatched with you.
[[Too Bad ->Signup]]
</div>
</div>
<div class="zach-troll">
<div class="date">
Zach, 294
</div
<div class="date-text">
<div class="date-text">
<strong>Bridgeton, Br</strong>
</div>
<div class="date-bio">
I'm looking for someone who can
appreciate my unique charm and
isn't afraid to get a little muddy.
I'm not picky when it comes to
looks, but if you've got a nice,
thick hide, that's a definite plus.
</div>
<div class="button">
[[<img class="date-btn" src="https://dtc-wsuv.org/snarith23/dtc354/images/btn-kick.png">->Jake]] [[<img class="date-btn" src="https://dtc-wsuv.org/snarith23/dtc354/images/btn-smash.png">->Chat1-t2]]
</div>
</div>
<div class="jake-troll">
<div class="date">
Jake, 111
</div
<div class="date-text">
<div class="date-text">
<strong> Bog Swamp, Br</strong>
</div>
<div class="date-bio">
I may be a troll, but I'm
not your typical bridge-dwelling,
goat-eating kind. I've got a great
sense of humor, and
I love to make the girls laugh.
(oh I workout)
</div>
<div class="button">
[[<img class="date-btn" src="https://dtc-wsuv.org/snarith23/dtc354/images/btn-kick.png">->Blake]] [[<img class="date-btn" src="https://dtc-wsuv.org/snarith23/dtc354/images/btn-smash.png">->Chat1-t2]]
</div>
</div>
<div class="blake-troll">
<div class="date">
Blake, 294
</div
<div class="date-text">
<div class="date-text">
<strong> Crankyville, Tnl</strong>
</div>
<div class="date-bio">
I'm 294 years young, 8 feet tall,
and built like a boulder. When
I'm not busy scaring humans, you can find
me at the gym, working on my gains.
I love a good protein shake.
</div>
<div class="button">
[[<img class="date-btn" src="https://dtc-wsuv.org/snarith23/dtc354/images/btn-kick.png">->OutofMatches]] [[<img class="date-btn" src="https://dtc-wsuv.org/snarith23/dtc354/images/btn-smash.png">->Chat1-t2]]
</div>
</div>
<div class="chat-troll">
<div class="date">
It's a match
</div
<div class="date-text">
<div class="date-text">
<strong>Guy Troll: YOOO! You are sooo ugly! I'm a
beast with scaly skin and razor-sharp claws!</strong>
</div>
<div class="date-bio">
...
</div>
<div class="button">
[[Awwe you're sweet! Nice to meet you->Chat2-t2]]
</div>
<div class="button">
[[Skip the small talk! Lets have drinks!->Drinks]]
</div>
</div>
<div class="chat-troll">
<div class="date">
It's a match
</div
<div class="date-text">
<div class="date-text">
<strong>Guy Troll: YOOO! You are sooo ugly! I'm a
beast with scaly skin and razor-sharp claws!</strong>
</div>
<div class="date-text">
<strong>You: Awwe you're sweet! Nice to meet you</strong>
</div>
<div class="date-text">
<strong>Guy Troll: Yo, lets hang ouuutt!!!</strong>
</div>
<div class="date-bio">
...
</div>
<div class="button">
[[What are you looking for?->Chat3-t2]]
</div>
<div class="button">
[[Yeah! Lets have drinks!->Drinks]]
</div>
</div>
<div class="chat-troll">
<div class="date">
It's a match
</div
<div class="date-text">
<div class="date-text">
<strong>Guy Troll: YOOO! You are sooo ugly! I'm a
beast with scaly skin and razor-sharp claws!</strong>
</div>
<div class="date-text">
<strong>You: Awwe you're sweet! Nice to meet you</strong>
</div>
<div class="date-text">
<strong>Guy Troll: Yo, lets hang ouuutt!!!</strong>
</div>
<div class="date-text">
<strong>Someone to chill with.</strong>
</div>
<div class="date-text">
<strong>Let's get drinks!!!.</strong>
</div>
<div class="button">
[[What's your favorite food->Chat5-ALL]]
</div>
<div class="button">
(link-goto: "Invite for Drinks", (either: "Drinks", "Boring"))
</div>
</div>
(put:(prompt:"Write a Short Bio", "") into $bio)
<div class="profile-f1">
<div class="date">
$fname, $age
</div
<div class="date-text-2">
<div class="date-text-2">
<strong>$loca</strong>
</div>
<div class="date-bio-2">
$bio
</div>
<div class="button-2">
[[<img class="date-btn" src="https://dtc-wsuv.org/snarith23/dtc354/images/btn-start.png">->Zach]]
</div>
</div>
(put:(prompt:"Write a Short Bio", "") into $bio)
<div class="profile-f2">
<div class="date">
$fname, $age
</div
<div class="date-text-2">
<div class="date-text-2">
<strong>$loca</strong>
</div>
<div class="date-bio-2">
$bio
</div>
<div class="button-2">
[[<img class="date-btn" src="https://dtc-wsuv.org/snarith23/dtc354/images/btn-start.png">->Zach]]
</div>
</div>
Youre too young
[[Create a new fake account->Signup]] (put:(prompt:"Write a Short Bio", "") into $bio)
<div class="profile-m1">
<div class="date">
$fname, $age
</div
<div class="date-text-2">
<div class="date-text-2">
<strong>$loca</strong>
</div>
<div class="date-bio-2">
$bio
</div>
<div class="button-2">
[[<img class="date-btn" src="https://dtc-wsuv.org/snarith23/dtc354/images/btn-start.png">->Shelly]]
</div>
</div>
(put:(prompt:"Write a Short Bio", "") into $bio)
<div class="profile-m2">
<div class="date">
$fname, $age
</div
<div class="date-text-2">
<div class="date-text-2">
<strong>$loca</strong>
</div>
<div class="date-bio-2">
$bio
</div>
<div class="button-2">
[[<img class="date-btn" src="https://dtc-wsuv.org/snarith23/dtc354/images/btn-start.png">->Shelly]]
</div>
</div>