Thank you for bringing this unfortunate occurence to our attention, we appreciate your compliance with company policy. As you know, we at Milgans want our customers and employees to be entirely satisfied with their experiences at our store.
Valued? As if. I tell HR about our credit applications taking people's souls and I get this? I'd be surprised if an actual person even saw this first complaint.
Because you are a valued
member of our sales team, we would like to extend our utmost apologies that you have experienced
unclear Terms & Conditions while
helping a customer. Before filing a formal complaint, please take this time to consider the possibility that your perception of the situation may be skewed due to
workplace fatigue or
asphyxiation by perfume. As per your own employment agreement, these are not adequate grounds for resignation, but rest assured that we take the happiness and comfortability of our
employees very seriously.
Maybe at one point, but nowadays our entire value as employees is measured in how many credit cards we can issue to our poor customers.
Milgans Department Store denies any wrongdoing or allegations of unfit working conditions for our valued employees. I would like to extend my personal apology for any lack of clarity caused by this situation. Surely this is the result of
a sick prank by one of our other associates.
If this were intentional, however, Milgans would ask you, as a valued employee, to refrain from any brash actions and to consider the potential benefits of our new policies. In pursuance of the company's
Bullshit.
vision of a more unified and loyal customer base, the company is undergoing massive changes which may involve unfortunate instances like this one. We at
Milgans Department Store appreciate your patience and cooperation.