Auburn jowls jostling, Big Boss laughed when you dismounted the watercraft and approached him at the shore. You would feel his congratulatory slap on your shoulder blade in the morning, you knew.

“Sensors detecting another flock of boats, looks like. Have ya got any good memes, kiddo? Looks like we’ll need to get out of here real quick. Anything real valuable — memes, that is? C’mon, kiddo.”