Star Wars has been around longer than I have been alive, and yet, I haven’t seen a full Star Wars Movie.I’ve seen the fandom, the cosplay, the theories, and fans’ judgment, and not been curious to watch any of them. My dad and brothers would watch them on the TV in the living room, but I wasn’t interested in it. It was right behind me, all I had to do was turn around from my computer and be present. However, I didn’t care.

Now at family gatherings, my family is stunned to know that I haven’t watched a single Star Wars Movie. People say I’m missing out, people say “You need to come over and get you to watch Star Wars!” I decline or politely dismiss the statement. I’ve gone this far without it, what else could I be missing? It’s honestly an achievement to have gone this long without it.

“There’s always a bigger fish.”

“This is where the fun begins.”

“I thought they smelled bad on the outside!”